I suggest all old people throw off their old tops here own production, who were remembered for something.
But on one condition.
1 old topic = 1 new thread. I will eliminate the violators.
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Eh. It seems I’m not much of an old man, and I don’t come here very often. But I still remember my only normal topic. If you can call it normal.
Press Ctrl. "They can’t see you". Phew! You can rest. "You’ve been noticed". YOUR MOTHER BY YOUR DADDY!11
The fight begins! Pyromaniac (150 HP) vs. Troll (500 hp)
First move:
Pyro: Incendiary Strike! deals 36 damage to the troll, plus sets the enemy on fire for 3 turns (10 damage per turn)
Troll: Powerful Strike! deals 45 damage to Pyro, plus dizziness is applied to Pyro for 2 turns (reduces all damage dealt)
Second move: Pyro (105 health), Troll (464 hp – 10 for arson = 454 hp)
Pyro: Molotov Cocktail Throw! deals 74 damage to the troll (CRIT!), plus enhances the Arson effect (15 units per turn)
Troll: Kick deals 39 damage to Pyro.
Third move: Pyro (66 hp), Troll (380 hp – 15 for arson = 365 units)
Pyro: Applies stimulant! 51 health units restored.
Troll: Hook! deals 43 damage to Pyro.
Fourth move: Pyro (74 hp), Troll (365 – 15 for arson = 350 hp)
The Dizziness effect also disappears from the pyro.
Pyro: Pyromaniac Ax Strike! + the perk “Born to set fire” is triggered – 70 units of damage (CRIT!) with an ax, plus the resumption of arson and its strengthening (23 units per turn) + 16 units of fire damage with the “Born to Set Fire” perk.
Troll: Increased Defense! Defense increased by 4 units (now 8 units) for 2 turns.
Fifth move: Pyro (74 hp), https://horseshoecasino.co.uk/login/ Troll (264 hp, -23 for arson, total: 241 hp)
Pyro: Pyromancer’s Ax Strike: 30 damage, +5 per enemy set on fire.
Troll: Powerful punch! 46 damage to Pyromaniac! Resistance to Vertigo.
Sixth move: Pyro (28 hp), Troll (206 hp – 23 for arson, 183 hp).
Pyro: Doctor of Pyromaniac’s Bag! Restores 60 health units, plus an increased (5%) chance to ignite/renew/intensify arson, as well as a Fire Shield on the next turn, dealing damage to the enemy equal to one-third of the pyromaniac’s health
Troll: Strike! – 30 health (glancing blow).
Seventh move: Pyro (88 hp), Troll (183 hp – 23 for arson, 160 hp)
The troll’s Protection effect also disappears.
Pyro: Pyromaniac Strike! Deals 55 damage (CRIT)!), plus increased arson by 3 units (26 units).
Troll: Strike! deals 20 units (glancing blow!).
Eighth move: Pyro (68 hp), Troll (105 hp. -26 units for arson = 79 HP, minus 22 HP for a fire shield = 57 HP).
Arson also drops from the Troll.
Pyro: Finisher! -46 units of health, + for failures broadcasts on the Troll Weak Arson, with a possible increase for 2 turns (-6 units per turn).
Troll: Crushing Strike! Deals 53 health, plus broadcasts to Pyro Vertigo!
Ninth turn: Pyro (15 hp), Troll (11 hp, -6 for Weak Arson, = 5 hp).
Pyro: The True Pyromaniac’s blow, all-destroying and burning everything! — 75 health units, Plus arson (25 units per turn), Plus broadcasting Vertigo.
Troll: Dies.
Loot: Rotten troll finger, red plumber’s hat, and the latter’s note.
In this… in this. Read old topics. Then naivety was forgiven, and sometimes even encouraged, but now one slip and the stupid herd will immediately come running. Well, or you’ll run into some asshole.
That’s it !- with this scream I knock the ax you know what out of the pyraman’s hands, and then I kick you with a kick :3
You complain about your prosthesis, but I’m finally blind. Don’t claim me for the “Charm of the Year” prize… although it sounds a bit Walmart-ish. It’s good not to pretend. With:
I get up and begin to slowly walk towards the pyromaniac:
– Well, now you will answer for everything, you bad pyromaniac! – and after that I rush at you screaming:
FOR BLACK PLASTELINE!-thereby stunning you for one turn and knocking you down :3
The sounds of shooting and screams begin to be heard from the cave:
– Commander, bullets can’t kill him!
– HELPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
– Commander, he punished John!
I fall to the ground and start rolling on it to extinguish myself, and after that I rush at you and start pulling off your pants :3
Yeah, 120 reasons why MMO is EVIL, then I’ll post it on blogs, but I’m immediately thinking about where to go until the holivar passes :3
I dodge the black lord and he ends up in a space-time tunnel formed by the pyromaniac’s double.
Oops, by preventing my death, I disrupted the course of history. In addition to the army of brain eaters, there are a bunch of clones of the black lord. They’re pushing us into a corner. Something needs to be done. c: